"In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

He has returned in all of his tentacley glory, and he has never been cuter, or smaller!
He needs somewhere quiet to lay low while he regains his strength, clears his mind, and allows his weary, teary eyes to adjust to the light. 
All he wants is a pal to snuggle up to, watch horror movies with, and to perhaps nibble on their soul from time to time...

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